Make a Wish at a Price

My members love this game, and I thought maybe our little peanut gallery here could make it entertaining...

Basically, one person makes a wish and the next person "grants" the wish, but for a price the "wisher" has to pay.

For example (taken from the Linnie Forum, when gas prices were horrendous):

I'll let somebody be the first to make a wish, and then the next person follows the game...

 

xD sounds more like it should be named 'Currupt a wish'

I wish for cake

 

Your cake would be filled with outdated Nutella.


I wish for a new MacBook Pro.

 

Granted, but the MacBook falls on water the second you bought it, then lightning strikes it. [Payback] :@

I wish for a ghostie.

 

Granted, but instead you accidently got goatse.

I wish I lived in Finland.

 

I'll send you there first-class, but the stewardess will not be attractive.

I'd like a hot cup of coffee... right now.

 

You get your hot cup of coffee... later.

I actually want some cereal myself. Lucky Charms, please.

 

Sure, but the milk used will be expired... by ten months. It will reek.

I'd like the sun to come out (even though it's the evening).

 

Granted, but the sun goes cold and we all die for your wish....meanie...

I wish for more Coke ;~;

 

Granted, but it's the wrong "coke"...

I wish I wasn't awake at 4:30AM.

 

Granted, but... wait... you are.

I wish I wasn't up at 6:15 AM.