I'm new!

Hi everybody, my names rubsley and I'm an ex-turnip from Amsterdam, currently living in Scunthorpe, which is a small island off the coast of Egypt. My parents are both blue finches. They named me after Rubsley von Hindlegburg, the world famous explorer, that everyboy's heard of. That was about seven years ago - for the first fourteen years of my life I was simply known as "the moose". Rubsley's better, I think.

I've come here because my school teacher said it would improve my chances of getting into university if I made some real friends, instead of the supposed 'imaginary ones' she reckons I'm wasting my time with. I guess she thinks they're leading me astray or something, but that's just daft. But anyway, since she's got me bound in chains for the foreseeable future I suppose I might as well do as she says.

That's about all I can think of to say just now. My hobbies are book-binding and walking on luxury mats and things. If you want anymor details I'll be happy to oblige!

Lots of love,
Rubsley

 

Hola, rubsley!

Nice to meet You there! :beer:

Hope that You will find there many real friends ... however ... half of peoples who are there are robots ... another half are affraid Prox ... :lol:

 

Cool, me too!

 

Thats quite the hobby :lol:, anyways welcome. I am very new too.

 

i've never heard of rubsley von whatever, but that's a cool name

welcome! if you need anything let us know

:welcome:

 

Lobo, dont go scaring the poor guy. Im really a nice guy, its just the intitiation probe that people fear. Don't hate the messanger.

Anyway Rubsley welcome to the soup, now I do have to ask you to bend over and you will get to go where we have all gone but once before . . . oh and dont worry about the probe . . . it will only hurt a lot.

 

lol

welcome to Alien Soup I'm pretty new too

 

A very unique individual, you should fit in here quite nicely.

Welcome aboard the mothership! Have a great time here!