welcome to the site. Now prepare to be probed
Welcome to our insanity. I hope your enjoying your stay. Unfortunatly it is now my duty to give you your initiation probing. So bend it on over...
Welcome to our insanity . . . I will do my best not to squish you, however I must give you the welcome probe . . . so bend it over and get ready...
well there are a few versions and many different levels of probes. The one you just felt was the ole level 9 welcome edition. It is our most...
Hi and welcome to our insanity. Hope you are enjoying your stay here. Now it is my duty to start the initiating probe. So bend it on over, and...
Welcome to our insanity . .. hopefully you enjoy your stay here, many of us find this state to be pure bliss . . . now that im done with that bend...
Hey, while I like a party like the rest of us . . . there is some business that needs to be taken care of first . . . that business of course is...
Welcome to our little piece of insanity. Hopefully you will enjoy your stay here. In the mean time as the official welcoming prober, it is my...
Welcome to our insanity, now as head prober I must ask you to bend over for the initiation probe . . . dont worry though this will only hurt a lot.
Hey welcome back . . . its great to see all the old faces returning
Welcome to the soup Chris, now as you have probably been informed It is my duty to pull out the welcoming probe and initiate . . . so bend it on...
Well I was away for a while and it looks like Ive fallen a bit behind. I really wanted to be sure to welcome everyone to the soup, but im runnin...
Welcome back to the insanity, now bend it on over and prepare to be probed . . . and dont worry too much, ill only use the ole level 9 since youve...
who is Prox . . . who is Prox he asks . . . I swear these new guys have no respect. I am everything and nothing all at once, I am an enigma, I am...
since im sure you've been probed before we will skip that little ceramony this time. Nice to see you around again. Dont forget about us again...
Welcome to our insanity. Now for the probing you were promised when you signed up. Bend over and dont worry about a thing this will only hurt a lot.
Welcome to our insanity. Now it is my duty as the man with the splintery probe to preform the ceramonial probing. So bend over this will only...
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