Why aren't you joining (game)

I thought we had a thread like this somewhere already, but I couldn't find it.

So basically, in this thread, we start with one person posting the URL to their forum. The next person will visit their forum, check it out as a first-time visitor, and post why you aren't joining (other than because you aren't interested in the topic :p). Basically, you're looking for any flaw(s) that make the forum unappealing. So something like "because I'm not interested in cars" is not a valid response, while "because it's hard to find a link to register" is.

Remember, constructive criticism only.

Let's start with: Lineolated Parakeet Forum - Linnie Forum Community - why aren't you joining?

 

Because, I don't have a linnie.

Text and Shoot Forums - Home

 

I'm not joining "Text and Shoot Forums" because it seems to be more of a 'general topic' forum and I'm much more interested in specific niche forum.

Next: Walt Disney Boards Forums

 

Well I feel that I've out grown Disney, other than that it's a nice site.


Next: Semiauto Rifles - Powered by vBulletin

 

Hasn't done simple SEO edits.

Next: http://thebestforumever.com

 

The theme hurts my eyes (no offense intended, I'm just old)

Next: Motoring Alliance :: MINI Cooper Forums

 

The annoying floating message is an instant turn-off:

Let's put this one out there again since Tom didn't follow the one and only rule when he responded: Lineolated Parakeet Forum - Linnie Forum Community

 

I don't even know what a "linnie" is.

 

I've updated the first post of this thread so that people can better understand the whole point of this "game".