Is this right?

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  1. WizardlyFriend

    WizardlyFriend Regular Member

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    according to the home page there are 2 abductees and 63 guests. Which adds up if you add up how many are viewing each forum section. But are there really that many guests? I just have a hard time beliveing that many people are lurking constantly.
     
  2. lobo

    lobo Guest

    They affarid Alien Abduction and Prox'n'Probe ... It is normal :D
     
  3. Panache

    Panache Regular Member

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    You never know who's lurking where on the internet... it's entirely possible.
     
  4. lobo

    lobo Guest

    Who? Me? I know everything! :nod:
     
  5. Panache

    Panache Regular Member

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    Why of cooourse you do! :)
     
  6. polaris_nine

    polaris_nine Regular Member

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    At one point, there were 2 members, and 101 guests. It boggles me too, but I've been told they are "automated indexers" and things. :ut-oh:
     
  7. WizardlyFriend

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    big brother is wathing us :rolleyes:
     
  8. Diesel

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    Some of the guests are the search engine bots and spiders. A few are legitimate visitors who aren't logged in, but it's a mix of people and the search engines.
     
  9. Alien

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    Diesel is very smart and you should listen to him.

    Is it any wonder he has the keys to the store? ;)
     
  10. Diesel

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    Is it any wonder, then, that I absconded with all of the Bubble Yum? :tongue:
     
  11. Alien

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    Diesel was here to chew bubble yum and kick ass.

    ...and he's all out of bubble yum!

    :ut-oh:
     
  12. spidergoolash

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    and i would abscond with all the jelly bellies :D
     
  13. Schizander

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    It's simple really....these so-called anonymous guests are the virgins who are lurking about afraid to sign in and get a user name, password, etc....why? Because in order to get those all-important necessary useful things, one has to submit to an initial probe session upstairs in the alien probe room which of course is where the Uberprober* is located. And who is at the controls of the Uberprober*? I am of course.

    Those individuals who are NOT afraid to sign in and use their names have already been probed/initiated, and have a long resume' of which they can be proud and for good reason too I might add. You see, it takes a "real man" or a "real woman" to be probed and then bounce back to being normal. I hope this helps clear things up for you. Let me know if it doesn't and I'll try some other BS.
     
  14. Ripley

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    Well Schizy, its hard for all these "guests" to get probed, when you keep concentrating on my probing sessions. Maybe I should give up one of my spots so someone else can have a turn???? Nah, let them find there own probing alien sexgod!
     
  15. rosebud

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    :lol: Ripley. Sentinel is the same way for he is my probing sex god.

    I was wondering how many times do we get probed in Alien Soup? Just this once when we become a member? Or in order to stay a souper do we get probed once a week, month or year?
     
  16. Ripley

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    Oh Rosey, I think we need to get probed as much as possible....for safety sake of course. I wouldn't want to lose my membership here ya know!
     
  17. rosebud

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    Oh I agree with you Ripley. Who would want to lose their membership in the Soup with out being probed. After all it is called Alien Soup and Aliens do own an operate this site, so of course it is only natural that if you belong to this community probing is a must. After all isn't that what aliens like to do most?
     

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