I was a victim of the "member swiping conspiracy". I was stolen away from another board in the middle of the night. Kidnapped and held here against my will. It was kind of lame imo. The boogie man, Dracula and warewolves already had that whole "midnight raid" thing down to an art form. You lame-o's are nothing more than half assed, carbon copy cyber-criminals. I guess that's why I fit in.
No. When I woke up, Morph was standing in the corner wearing a cocktail dress and high heels. He had a jar of Vaseline in his hand and told me it there was no toll if I wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway.