Haven't been here for a while.

Columbusians. Haha.

What's the initiation probing?

 

Well, I wasn't referring to Columbus, specifically, but all Ohioians from that particular area.

mj got the joke! :tongue:

The initiation probing begins as soon as Prox gets his level 9 splintery anal probe unpacked. Believe me, you DON'T want to be around for that, especially since he's been AWOL for several weeks, and has a lot of catching up to do. Not to mention all of the pent up frustration that must've built up in that time, since he had no means of releasing that tension on the newbies.

 

Shouldn't I have had this probing last january?

 

well... technically, yes. but with such an extended absence you're overdue for a refresher

 

Now that's what we like to hear!

Okay, I will take care of your name change sometime tonight. Chemical it is!

 

Thank you Alien for the generous hospitality (redundant?)

Mosieur - will I feel pain?

 

More than you ever thought possible.
Of course, most interactions with Prox are like that anyway.

 

Next order of business - who is 'Prox'?

 

Keeper of the Level 9 Splintery Anal Probe

 

Thank you, that clears a lot up. I can't wait to meet him. He seems like a very fine gentleman.

 

I've noticed alot of newbies encouraging Prox - what is that about? Or is it about being a newbie?

 

Being super-polite... nice gesture, smart stragety.
Been done before, though... didn't work for the other guy either. Poor guy. He never was the same after the "violation".

I think your best bet is to just hope Prox doesn't notice when he finally does get back. Subtlety... that's the ticket. When he gets back, just be like "Dude, I've been here the whole time... where were you?"

:lol:

 

The plan I have devised is similar to what you posted. I'm going to jack up my post count and then point him to my registration date. It'll work.

 

who is Prox . . . who is Prox he asks . . . I swear these new guys have no respect. I am everything and nothing all at once, I am an enigma, I am Prox the Stampeed . . .

<sidenote>Sorry got a little carried away there been watching too much trigun lately</sidenote>

actually I'm just another regular guy who has found my way into this little thread to say welcome to our insanity :naughty: Now bend over and prepare to be probed and don't you worry a bit it will only hurt a lot.

 

let this be a warning to all newbies - Prox is back and back with a vengence!!

 

Im in Ohio, you're going to need a pretty huge-ass (no pun intended) probe to get to me. ;P

I hate being called a newbie. Jesus.

 

Prox has agents everywhere. Beware!

Newbie.

*snickers*

 

Welcome back Chemical. Nice to see you again!

 

Hello Chemical!

Welcome! I am new here myself!

Scott

 

Think about it - I'm not even ACTUALLY a newbie.

But, if you say so. You do any web design diesel?