EHH! who here [besides myself] is a super n00b?

sooo yeah...
anyway...
Halloween pretty much sucked.
I worked at a little kid carnival for halloween. the food was expensive, and we couldnt go on the rides because we were too old. And the place had no candy. But, i somehow managed to get hold on enough candy to lose my appetiet for actual food for up until now.

How did i do that?

I was the LAST person i would think to get sick of candy. Im like a caffeine addict.

:nuts:

 

welcome!

looks like you're the only super n00b for the moment, so you get full probin' attention.

 

Hi phlaarg and welcome to Alien soup. Hope to be reading many of your posts.

 

Welcome to the soup, phlaarg! :shake: Hope you enjoy it here!

 

Good morning, phlaarg!

Welcome to a soup! :beer:

 

so let me guys ask you a question. what, besides talking in forums, do you actually DO here? this place seems interesting enough.

 

:angel: :ufo: :angel:


:pray: :pray: :pray:
That's place of worship! We all LOVE our ALIEN! And we pray there all day long.
Do You? Do You like our ALIEN? Will You pray there?

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i like ALIEN with the intensity of a thousand suns!

but by pray...do you mean likd "dear god..." or like "omg ALIEN please make my rank higher. amen"

wow. now THAT would be an interesting prayer session.
its like "ALIEN. i want a pony."

 

Just ask him to be! It is the greatest pray You can made ... and pony! of course, ask him about pony!

[secret voice ON]I am praying about new ICE AGE each day long. Still no reply. I never give up, although.[secret voice OFF]

 

hmm. "o ALIEN, maker of all things celestial and good, make a computer from the skies directly to my window. [one that has the ability to wire itself because I lack in skills in that department] that I may be able to do more things online without having to wait five minutes every time i must refresh a page"

so. hmm. i dont know why, but i just decided to throw salt over my shoulder. its wasnt like "hey! i need to throw salt."
i just...DID it...and was like "okayy...why did i just do that?"

hmm.

 

mostly we allow lobo to entertain us :tongue:

 

that sounds pretty swell....


...so when does lobo start entertaining us?

im waiting

:snack:

 

Lobo is one unique snowman phlaarg. I mean where else can you say that you know a real live snowman? He is one of a kind. Although he does wish for us to become frozen like he is and maybe in decades his wish will come true. He wishes that all Earthlings who are warm and soft to become icy and cold like he is. I think that is his greatest wish. Although I don't think Alien can grant him that wish. But Alien does have powers. I'm not sure if Alien can change the world and make it all frozen. I think Alien is best at running things around here and Prox is in charge of probing. lmao

What do we do around here? Well I come here to post. I do believe they have a chat room, but I never ventured in there.

 

He-he! You better beleive that ALIEN will grant a PONY for YOU :rotflmao:

Rosey, shame on You! Why do You scareing noobs?

 

Hehehe...I'm such a bad girl arn't I Lobo.....does this mean I get to have a spanking? :rotflmao:

 

Nope ... we will give You a broom and make You cleaning around :nod:

 

Sweep...sweep...sweep so how does the place look Alien Lobo told me to clean. Now do I get to take a trip on your space ship?

 

Hey-hey! Alien ship is only for snowmen! :nod:
You can sweep around.

 

Okay I will ask Alien then. :tongue:

 

You are such a sceptic *phew*