Whats wrong with saying *****?

Oh Alien.
Maybe you could use a little ***** .
They say petting it decreases stress and you get to live longer..

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(AAA knows she is in trouble and will go sit in the corner now)

 

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AAA you're BAD

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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

- Samuel Butler

 

And without even trying..