I think I've found where members are getting their leaving rants from...

Someone posted this on my site earlier:

The "GOODBYE I HATE YOU ALL" post generator

Probably really old, but still... I wonder how many 'leaving forever' drama posts were written using it?

 

Popups ahoy!

I didn't try generating a message, but if someone is annoyed enough with my site to post a goodbye message, they haven't seemed to have any trouble writing their own angry screed.

 

Ahhha funny site. I'll have to remember it. The popups were annoying though.

 

Do I dare click on the link above? I'm a bit scared.

 

Click it!

Nah, pretty silly though.

 

Do you have a pop up blocker? It's apparently on Bravenet hosting, so if you do, switch it on to avoid the annoying advertisements. But seriously, it's just a silly looking form which auto generates one paragraph arguments about how stupid some internet community is. I only learnt about it because someone on my own forum posted a rant with, complete with 'just kidding' and a link to it, which set off a bit of a chain reaction.

Definitely seen better though, like that long argument generator I can't quite remember that generates like, 20 paragraphs about some subject by switching in their name in various spots.

 

LOL I never would have imagined that something existed, but I can't say I'm surprised.

I ticked all of the boxes and generated a message. Here's what I got:

Pretty humorous (to me, at least). I gotta give credit to whoever created the site. I wish I was the one sitting behind all of those popups raking in whatever money it's bringing (albeit not very much I'd assume).

 

That's hilarious, Nick.

 

Funny stuff.

 

Goodbye everyone, I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. You're all mean bitches. Your soil reaps of evilness. You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. I hope all you fat cows die. I will never post here again.

Nice find.

 

Here's mine:

Tee he.

 

Goodbye everyone, IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH CUT FOR ALL YOU HATERS???? Well since no one here wants to hear people's opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. well you're not better than anyone, everyone makes mistakes and has problems, none of you know my mom, and can judge her like that. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community.


Goodbye cruel bone-filled world!!!!

--Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

 

I wonder what "fluffy" means in that context. Never mind, I probably don't want to know...

 

These are hilarious

 

What's even more hilarious is the fact that they are generated using horrible grammar and punctuation. They're perfect.

 

I think this makes for a great signature line. :lol:

 

haha yes they are...