But, what else can I do besides introduce myself? So this is me. Many of you know me, and therefore can stop reading now, ya bloody barnacles. For the rest of you: I am a work at home freelance writer mother of 3 step mom of two. I also write short stories and some adult stuff. I am an American, but do not confuse that with me being a democrat or republican, I am and always will be a socialist. That is not a communist. I live in a very small town. I don't drive or have a car. I walk everywhere, even for groceries. I spend a lot of time on the Internet. I edit articles for womens life ezines and write articles. i also have a book published on lulu.com, but its not as good as its going to be after I work on it a bit more, so don't bother. I'm also a Christian, but not a very good one. At least I'm honest about it and I try though. Oh, and I love food. I'm a fatty because I love food. I buy only organic food. We do not eat out. I cook only free range animals that are slaughtered locally, not in those nasty steroid infested blood barns. I do not buy packaged or processed foods or margarine. MARGARINE IS DEATH. DO NOT CONSUME IT. I like good, home grown, home cooked food stuffs. If you are in need of a real meal, PM me and I will tell you how to make real foods. I'm also a naturalist and use herbal rememdies instead of medication as much as possible, however, as a caution to everyone never substitute herbal remedies for medical advice. But, if you need some tips on essential oils and herbal remedies, I'll probably be posting a crapload about them somewhere on here because Mr. BRiT says I have to make 25 posts today. Oh, and HI!
Haha. I have more posts than you. :tongue: /me waits to see how long that will last. I'll give it about an hour.
Good morning! It is so nice to meet You there :beer: Seems that You are absolute champion in noob-self-introduction. I do not remember so deep and comprehensive introduction :lol: Hope that Prox will be mercifull to You :nod:
Thanks. Actually, several members here know me. I'm sure even if Prox isn't merciful, he can not be nearly as vehement as I. Or mabye he can, I have a reputation to uphold however. Just kidding, I'm a dork usually. Ah well, I'm glad to be here. I have to make 25 posts today. BRiT said I had to. I usually don't take orders from BRiT, but since he has delusions of granduer, I thought I'd placate him a bit......don't tell HIM that though. :nuts:
It was BRiT. I swear it was his fault. He made me post. He promised me cookies. Then he didn't give them to me. BRiT is a bad, bad man. :nuts: <--- that little dude is sexy.
Well, I can be a mercifull prober, but I wont. So bend it over and prepare for the extra splintery 2k12 probe o matic Don't wory it will only hurt a lot. Seriously welcome and enjoy your stay, we all have.
Why thank you Prox lovely, but I do have to pass on the butt probing, not my style. I'm more a whips and chains kinda gal. :oddgrin:
