Hi! I just stumbled upon this website! I really like the alien graphics -- nice job on whoeer designed them. I am just announcing my start here! Hello everyone!
Welcome to the soup, bobafart! :shake: Hope you are enjoying it here! Ohhhh.... that Prox..... he is the p.r.o.b.e.r. hehe... You'll see..... :lol:
Hello and welcome to our insanity. Now I must probe you, so bend it over and prepare to be probed, don't worry it will only hurt a lot.
Hello, Mr. Bobafart and welcome. BTW are you any relation to Billyfart and Barnyfart, the shy but none-the-less likable twin fart brothers who just returned from their world tour where they represented America in the IFA (International Flatulence Association) ? Nooooo, they did NOT win first fart place, but they did come in a close third, and just in the nick of time too. I see that already you have been approached by certain highly unqualified individuals who are claiming to be some type of probemaster. This is not the case. They cannot be trusted, but I can be..... trusted. You see, I am the only certified licensed bonded prober in all of Aliensoup and quite possibly all of the known internet. I am THAT good, and of course they are THAT bad. Probing is not something you wanna leave up to a bunch of pretend alien amatuers in cheap Chinese rubber latex alien suits from Walmart. Only an alien knows the ups and downs and ins and outs of probing, and only an alien has access to the advanced Uberprober* which btw comes equipped with not one but FOUR sterilized vibrating pulsating self-cleaning gyro probe heads. Call my office and set up an appointment soon. See Ripley for references.
