Welcome to the Bash, a loveable time waster filled with pseudo intellectuals and ne'er do wells. I suggest not drinking the water... I saw Black...
Rise.... Lord Vader...
But I'd like to say WELCOME! BIENVEIDOS! PRIVEIT! BIENVENUE! To the handful of new members that have joined. You guys don't know what you got...
Just introducing myself. I am The Slacker... a fire spewing know it all 24 year old... I bet you've never met one of those before. All jokes...
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