The Big Bad Wolf

Everything I know I learned from Doctor Who:

1-Always wait five and a half hours
2-Always bring a banana to a party
3-Always wear sneakers to formal occasions, ESPECIALLY WEDDINGS
4-Don't blink. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK
5-When you are holding a timey-wimey dectector, stay away from chickens
6-Don't try the Adipose diet
7-Little blue boxes may not be so little on the inside.
8-Turn left
9-There is no Noddy
10-Beware of the words, "Bad Wolf"