Ta-Da--Introducing....

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">ME! Please allow me to introduce myself.</FONT f> .
Looking forward to getting to know everyone.

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I wander, therefore I roam.

 

WELCOME!!!
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!


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spidergoolash: "heh, a cup of diesel dan - mwahhha"
me: "heh, a cup of me is like a cup of heaven!"

 

Welcome to the Soup . If you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

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"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? My name is Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm..I am an actual worm." - They Might Be Giants

 

ladyserenity, eh? reminds me of sailor moon....but that's *my* warped demented mind....

anyways, welcome to the soup! hmmmm, we need a prober to probe this newbie!

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oh well, spaghettio's

 

Are you volunteering, scary? .

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"Place eyeballs on screen for cheap laser surgery." - Futurama

 

Okay, you all must know...ladyserenity is the biggest old fart of all time- born in the dinosaur age and is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old

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"Always do the opposite of what people say"
-NapoliJ10

"Always respect your fellow trumpeteres...or face the consequences!"
-TrumpetExtrordinaire

 

Nap you arnt supposed to disclose age if they dont want it disclosed. I mean that just aint nice. But anyway WELCOME TO OUR MADNESS!!!!!

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accept what God and nature has given us each day with appreciation and gratitude, and never give up because somehow, somewhere were going to find fish and have a great time fishing!!!

 

Nope, Nap, spidey's the oldest fart around!

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"No man can be condemed for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;
and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."

- Will Rogers


Loyalty and love are the best things of all, and surely the most lasting. -- My Dog Skip

 

Lady, Welcome! I *love* the quote -- much better than the rusty old Descartes version. .

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En fuego, bebe.

 

hi lady and welcome to a.s. .

&lt;farts on twaz&gt;

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"lose the race; you lose your car"

 

*taz catches fire and falls over dead*


NOW I see how that fire in your front yard started! GEEEEZ spider!

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"No man can be condemed for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;
and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."

- Will Rogers


Loyalty and love are the best things of all, and surely the most lasting. -- My Dog Skip

 

sorry twaz, but when i fart, only dust comes out .

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"lose the race; you lose your car"

 

Well that dust caught fire and killed me...man...you're deadly.

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"No man can be condemed for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;
and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."

- Will Rogers


Loyalty and love are the best things of all, and surely the most lasting. -- My Dog Skip

 

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Fartknockers .

Well Lady, hmm kind of Ironic, don'tcha think? Such an elegant name and people are farting on eachother around here. How unlady like . hehehe

Well, Welcome to the soup. I hope you enjoy your flight. Please fasten your seat belts, put your tray tables up, and your seats in the upright positions and prepare for liftoff .

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-"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding." --Harvey Danger

-If a man speaks in the forest with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

-LOVE ME LOVE MY DOG

 

Welcome, LadySerenity!!! . Hope you like the Soup...even with all of the flatulance that goes on around here.

Wow, that fart thread has us all going, huh? . *farts in everyone's general direction...* SBD!!!! .

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

 

&lt;fans it back to jh&gt;

blahhaaa

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"lose the race; you lose your car"

 

Fans it back away...... .

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

 

*room clears out*

geez you two! Smells like you need a change of britches!

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"No man can be condemed for owning a dog.
As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;
and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."

- Will Rogers


Loyalty and love are the best things of all, and surely the most lasting. -- My Dog Skip

 

and we *wonder* why lady hasn't been back since...

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En fuego, bebe.