AS newbie

Was scrolling through the misc. section at vbulletin.com and just so happened to come accross the board. Checked it out, like what I saw, and thought that I may just hang around for a while...

And try not to be too horribly boring.

 

Hey! Welcome to Alien Soup! I'm glad you came by. We do get a bit wacky and probe happy here but it's all part of the introductions. I guess some of us feel like they need to know you inside and out.

Well, feel free to roam around a bit. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

 

Hey, and Welcome to our Insanity . . . Now Prepare to be Probed

<sidenote> Most people think Im a bit probe happy, but Im nice really . . . I just have a splintery probe, and whats the point of having it if you dont use it . . . dont worry it will only hurt a lot </sidenote>

 

disregard the probe, if you don't concentrate on it you won't feel a thing

we're not weird! we're just.............

..............weird. ok fine

anyways, welcome! take a look around, don't be afraid to speak up, we have no biases against newbies at all... and pester alien or a mod with any questions. or me, i really don't mind

 

Excellente!

- For those of you who don't speak espanol, that means excellent. -

 

Hey we're so happy to have you aboard the mothership! I'm glad you found our link!

Let me know if I can do anything to improve your stay here, okay?

-Jason

 

You guys are already being too nice... I'm gonna be spoiled if this keeps up...

 

Get used to it, I must confess. We're sickeningly sweet around these parts of the net Welcome! Glad you joined us and plan to stick around a while (we have that power over new folk, we're like a veritable magnet in the form of a big green soup bowl )

KNS

 

BUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA...

hm, he caught onto the plan fairly quick... prox, your services are again required